Is Snooki Pregnant?

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What have you got in the oven Snooki? You can't fool us ... We know theres only ONE thing you can make.

I am going to make this post short and sweet ... just like snooki's thinking process.

There is No possible way that Snooki would ever be pregnant. You may be wondering "how do you know that ?". Well guys the answer is so simple. Even if she was pregnant , there is a 99.9% chance that the baby would die due to alcohol poisoning.

This is probably best for Snooki. Giving birth to a baby is extremely painful... But this chick uses so much fake tan that she would be giving birth to a pumpkin.

Try that for a comparison.

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Keshas Studded Head

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A 'Stud' could be summed up as a badass who everyone thinks is cool. Kesha has taken this to a completely new level ..... (See Below Photo)

Kesha has literally STUDDED her head! Ofcoarse not just anybody would get their head studded...you have to meet the following criteria:

1. Be a complete and total whore
2. Write hit songs
3. Be one crazy arse bitch
4. Use glitter to solve all problems in life

It is obvious that Kesha meets all of the criteria. For those of you who are still wanting to get their head studded , I have kindly compiled a list of ...uses the studs could have in day to day life.

1. Protection from being bottled over the head
2. Beating Steak (or other meat...) against your head to tenderise it
3. Itching your body
4. Match your dog's studded collar

As you can see they are extremely...useful.

They are absolutely ridiculous and look like a cyborg from mars has tagged you as their sex object.Enough said.

Happy looking like idiots 

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Dev on Tour!

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Where do I possibly begin with this sassy ,yet illiterate,singer.

Dev has recently announced that she will soon be on tour , which is not surprising due to her recent success,Such as her work on "hey hey hey(Pop Another Bottle)"

Here is her ...genius contribution to the hit song:

" I-Island hop, Whip-jumping chop-chop"

" Hit another homerun ,In the midnight sun ,With my machine gun"

Can anybody please tell me in what world do these lyrics make sense?
Theres no doubt that Dev has a unique voice and a unique look but the only thing that makes her lyrics unique is the fact that they are so (Insert F bomb here) stupid.

If I were to compare Dev's lyrics to an object , I would probably compare them to a diaper....after it has been used.

Infact , if any of you readers would like to be like Dev , all you have to do is wipe your arse and the words will magically appear on the toilet paper.

Happy songwriting

-- J<

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2 Vaginas Worth A Million Bucks

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She is who every person on the internet has been talking about. Hazel Jones , the girl with two fully developed vaginas.

We have all heard the expression "you look like a million bucks" , Hazel Jones has been offered a million dollars to feature in a pornographic film starring her extraordinary two vaginas! This condition is so rare that Vivid is doing everything within their power to tempt Jones to star in their upcoming production. This includes first class planes and 5-star hotels , oh yeah and the added bonus of $1,000,000!

This is a smart move by Vivid in my opinion , as we all think 'seeing is believing' . When we hear or read about something as extraordinary as this condition , we automatically want to see for ourselves , so I am certain Vivid will easily make their $1,000,000 back.

Unlucky for Vivid , Hazel Jones has declined their request. Smart move Hazel. You would be judged by millions and would have forever been known as the 2 vaginas whore. 

Hazel , if you ever consider this career , here are some catch phrases to help you get started .

1. I've got two , lucky you
2. Fuck them both , I have an extra growth

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Taylor Swift Photo Scandal

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Leaked nude photos seem to be the "in" thing this season. It has been rumoured that Taylor will sue the website if these photos are not taken down. She denies that the photo are of her ...... agree or disagree?

Link to uncensored photo: http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/taylor-swift-leaked-topless-photo-nsfw

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