Is Snooki Pregnant?

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What have you got in the oven Snooki? You can't fool us ... We know theres only ONE thing you can make.

I am going to make this post short and sweet ... just like snooki's thinking process.

There is No possible way that Snooki would ever be pregnant. You may be wondering "how do you know that ?". Well guys the answer is so simple. Even if she was pregnant , there is a 99.9% chance that the baby would die due to alcohol poisoning.

This is probably best for Snooki. Giving birth to a baby is extremely painful... But this chick uses so much fake tan that she would be giving birth to a pumpkin.

Try that for a comparison.