She is who every person on the internet has been talking about. Hazel Jones , the girl with two fully developed vaginas.
We have all heard the expression "you look like a million bucks" , Hazel Jones has been offered a million dollars to feature in a pornographic film starring her extraordinary two vaginas! This condition is so rare that Vivid is doing everything within their power to tempt Jones to star in their upcoming production. This includes first class planes and 5-star hotels , oh yeah and the added bonus of $1,000,000!
This is a smart move by Vivid in my opinion , as we all think 'seeing is believing' . When we hear or read about something as extraordinary as this condition , we automatically want to see for ourselves , so I am certain Vivid will easily make their $1,000,000 back.
Unlucky for Vivid , Hazel Jones has declined their request. Smart move Hazel. You would be judged by millions and would have forever been known as the 2 vaginas whore.
Hazel , if you ever consider this career , here are some catch phrases to help you get started .
- I've got two , lucky you
- Fuck them both , I have an extra growth
