Kim Kardashian Sketcher Shoes Don't Work

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Well, well, well. If its not yet another bogus product that this sexy devil has been promoting!

Kim Kardashian has been promoting Sketcher shoes , which claim to tone your body while you wear them.

It has been proven that the shoe does not work! The creators have paid $40 million dollars in settlements and anyone who purchased a pair will recieve a refund.

Since this is only the first time Kim Kardashian has promoted a bogus product, we shall let her off. Oh wait, what a joke, this sounds awfully similar to her quicktrim law suit.

I think it is fair to say that anything she promotes, we should stay away from. How much more proof does this world need?

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Lindsay Lohan Night Club Incident

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Lindsay was accused of pushing a women in a nightclub. How pathetic. Oh wait , whats more pathetic is the fact that is was because this women was talking to one of her 'guy friends'.


Miss Lohan seems to have trouble staying out of the spotlight... Or perhaps she goes to too much trouble to stay in the spotlight. Either way , the attention seeking games have to stop.

She needs to accept the fact that she is boring now. There is nothing she can do that we all haven't heard before... several times. She's 25 and needs to stop acting 10 years younger than what she is, she can't possibly miss the disney days that much.

Some Career Advice for Lindsay: Go back to playing roles in movies where you don't have to act. 'Mean Girls' was one of them.

What other career advice should we give Lindsay? Comment below.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

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The newest hollywood power couple have gone public with their relationship. Ofcoarse this all seems so sudden...Too sudden. In fact it has been mentioned by tmz that Kris Humpries is now asking for more than $10,000,000 based on the fact that Kim was allegedly still dating Kanye West on the side.

Looks like Kims climbing the social ladder , was a basketball player not good enough? Shes moved up to a hit song producing artist.

Kanye West even released a single that confesses he was in love with Kim whilst she was married. He's so stupid. He wrote a hit song 'Gold Digger' ... but cannot seem to recognise one in real life.

Kanye get your shit together and hurry up with the prenup, or prepared to be sucked dry like a spider feeding on a fly.

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Willow Smith's Hair

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If this popstar colours her hair , or whats left of it , any more times then it will be appropriate to start calling her rainbow.

So far she has gone bald , then died her hair green like a true tranny and now it is popstar pink.

 I don't think she will be whipping her hair back and forth.... 

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Lindsay Lohan Not Dating

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Just when we thought Lindsay would never sort her shit out , she decides to stop dating to focus on her career. LOL. In the words of JoJo , I think it's 'too little too late'.

She wants to work on her career , but she has to save it first, and quite frankly , it would be easier to save a whale from the Japenese.

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Kardashian QuickTrim Lawsuit

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The Kardashians have finally been exposed of who they really are : A bunch of frauds who promote random products to support their expensive lifestyle.

The "Tell Tail Three"have been promoting the product "QuickTrim" which apparently does not quickly trim anything like the name suggests... oh wait , it does quickly trim through your wallet!

Poor Khloe Kardashian has finally given haters a reason to call her a pig with all the porkies she's been telling lately!

Conniving Kim , on the other hand , has shown the world just how fake she actually is , not that we all couldn't tell already with all that plastic.

Kim Kardashian tweets: "Our QuickTrim cleanse will be massive! Khloe has already lost so much weight."

Im sorry but which celebrity blatantly lies to her millions of followers! so rude.

Anyways girls , you don't need diet pills to keep you beauty... You have plastic surgery for all those matters, which also describes your personalities.

ps: Have fun paying your five million 

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Is Snooki Pregnant?

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What have you got in the oven Snooki? You can't fool us ... We know theres only ONE thing you can make.

I am going to make this post short and sweet ... just like snooki's thinking process.

There is No possible way that Snooki would ever be pregnant. You may be wondering "how do you know that ?". Well guys the answer is so simple. Even if she was pregnant , there is a 99.9% chance that the baby would die due to alcohol poisoning.

This is probably best for Snooki. Giving birth to a baby is extremely painful... But this chick uses so much fake tan that she would be giving birth to a pumpkin.

Try that for a comparison.

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Keshas Studded Head

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A 'Stud' could be summed up as a badass who everyone thinks is cool. Kesha has taken this to a completely new level ..... (See Below Photo)

Kesha has literally STUDDED her head! Ofcoarse not just anybody would get their head studded...you have to meet the following criteria:

1. Be a complete and total whore
2. Write hit songs
3. Be one crazy arse bitch
4. Use glitter to solve all problems in life

It is obvious that Kesha meets all of the criteria. For those of you who are still wanting to get their head studded , I have kindly compiled a list of ...uses the studs could have in day to day life.

1. Protection from being bottled over the head
2. Beating Steak (or other meat...) against your head to tenderise it
3. Itching your body
4. Match your dog's studded collar

As you can see they are extremely...useful.

They are absolutely ridiculous and look like a cyborg from mars has tagged you as their sex object.Enough said.

Happy looking like idiots 

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Dev on Tour!

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Where do I possibly begin with this sassy ,yet illiterate,singer.

Dev has recently announced that she will soon be on tour , which is not surprising due to her recent success,Such as her work on "hey hey hey(Pop Another Bottle)"

Here is her ...genius contribution to the hit song:

" I-Island hop, Whip-jumping chop-chop"

" Hit another homerun ,In the midnight sun ,With my machine gun"

Can anybody please tell me in what world do these lyrics make sense?
Theres no doubt that Dev has a unique voice and a unique look but the only thing that makes her lyrics unique is the fact that they are so (Insert F bomb here) stupid.

If I were to compare Dev's lyrics to an object , I would probably compare them to a diaper....after it has been used.

Infact , if any of you readers would like to be like Dev , all you have to do is wipe your arse and the words will magically appear on the toilet paper.

Happy songwriting

-- J<

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2 Vaginas Worth A Million Bucks

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She is who every person on the internet has been talking about. Hazel Jones , the girl with two fully developed vaginas.

We have all heard the expression "you look like a million bucks" , Hazel Jones has been offered a million dollars to feature in a pornographic film starring her extraordinary two vaginas! This condition is so rare that Vivid is doing everything within their power to tempt Jones to star in their upcoming production. This includes first class planes and 5-star hotels , oh yeah and the added bonus of $1,000,000!

This is a smart move by Vivid in my opinion , as we all think 'seeing is believing' . When we hear or read about something as extraordinary as this condition , we automatically want to see for ourselves , so I am certain Vivid will easily make their $1,000,000 back.

Unlucky for Vivid , Hazel Jones has declined their request. Smart move Hazel. You would be judged by millions and would have forever been known as the 2 vaginas whore. 

Hazel , if you ever consider this career , here are some catch phrases to help you get started .

1. I've got two , lucky you
2. Fuck them both , I have an extra growth

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Taylor Swift Photo Scandal

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Leaked nude photos seem to be the "in" thing this season. It has been rumoured that Taylor will sue the website if these photos are not taken down. She denies that the photo are of her ...... agree or disagree?

Link to uncensored photo: http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/taylor-swift-leaked-topless-photo-nsfw

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Lindsay Lohan Mugshot

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It is not unusual for people to collect certain items for a hobby. I have heard of people collecting things like air sickness bags , back scratchers and toilet seats. Lindsay seems to be collecting mugshots with this one being the fifth in four years.

now we all know how much she loves attention and I bet this is the only maths equation she knows:


                                "Lindsay + Mugshot = Attention "

Why would she want to collect mugshots ? I mean for starters she looks like she's just been punched in the face and just had a spliff.

Lindsay , get your act together , Instead of spending your weekend with your face in the toilet throwing up , which by the way is where you career has gone in case you were wondering .

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Rihanna - We Found Love

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Just when we thought Calvin Harris could not create a more catchy beat!


This is going to be playing at every party , no doubt about it. Anybody will just want to dance after listening to this upbeat track.

Whats a hot beat without a hot pop star to sing to it ?

Rihanna adds her own unique flavour to this addictive song!


which ones hotter .... the track or Rihanna? what do you think.

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Kutcher Kauses Khaos

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Well it certainly is not new news that Ashton Kutcher was playing a new character on two and a half men , what was unexpected is the hype it is getting!

The ratings have skyrocketed , beating the record overall.

Kutcher has also revealed he lacks clothing  during scenes throughout the season , which was shot earlier this year.

Girls can finally snuggle up with their guys and dream of what they arn't next to , thanks to this new sexy  season.

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Celeb Crazed

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How many of us are obsessed with our favourite celebrities?

Robert Lyons certainly is! This cold blooded man brutally stabbed his own mother over Avril Lavigne tickets! Lyons is 39 and his mother was 61, a frail old women. what was more of a joke is that the defence was that Lyons is bi-polar and he didn't intentionally kill her .

An even bigger question is : Avril Lavigne? Seriously?

She can take her auto-tune and shove it up her arse!

Nice one Avril! not only have you caused my ears to bleed but you also made a man kill his mother . shame on you.

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Miley Cyrus Experimenting?

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Miley Cyrus recently stated in an interview that " I'm not some crazy lady who's gone off the deep end, because I definitely haven't.... Every 18-year-old explores sexuality and experiments and tries things. For me there's no reason to change that."

I'd like to focus on "...explores sexuality and experiments and tries things...". Three letters and one question come to my mind when i read this : WTF and did she just admit to being a Slut?

Here is a short list of what the above quote could imply:
- shes hosting orgy parties
- girl on girl action
- incest
-home made porn
-got several guys on speed dial

What this crazed drama queen needs is a slap in the face! And no miley I don't mean with a big penis.

By announcing this rather rebellous statement , she ultimately has put an "open for bussiness" sign on her V section , and I bet bussiness is booming for her .

If I were miley's lawyer , I would advise her to put a disclaimer notice stating : use at own risk , and maybe even a radio-active symbol .

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Scarlet Johansson leaked photos!

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Woops ! Someone forgot her clothes! 
Shes an actor , shes a singer , is amatuer pornography next?
Nobody knows if this has been photoshopped or not , but it has been claimed she was a victim of a hacker . Personally , I hope they are photoshopped , because the hacker has added in a few details such as a double chin and saggy breasts .
I don't know if shes aware that no one cares about her arse . The only arses we care about is kim kardashian's or nicki minaj's. Stop trying to compete because your being slaughtered by the competition. Stop flaunting goods you don't own.
Scarlett im digging the facial expressions! Just kidding you look like you have down sydrome , actually that would be an insult to them .
Put away your cheap camera and open your mouth to sing , not do other things ;)

Link to uncensored photos : http://thestreetstalk.com/archives/9624

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Serena has an outburst!

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And the award for the least amount of outbursts during the US OPEN goes to Serena Williams! Serena seriously? I thought I was watching a bitch fight on Keeping up with the Kardashians . Im 100% certain that the 309,587 people who were watching this on youtube thought you were going to pull out a handgun and pop a cap up the referees arse. Did you think if you repeatedly yelled out your aggressive comments to the referee that you would get your way? We aint in da hood y'all .

And the award for showing the greatest sportsmanship during the US OPEN goes to .... (NOT SERENA!)

Allow me let you in on a little secret , the us open is actually filmed! that means EVERYONE can CLEARLY hear your orgasm noises to distract Samantha Stosur. 

                                         

What will stop this Beast from striking again? I can tell you its not a $2000 fine . In the mean time we should all just pretend that Williams noticed the absence of the money from her 6 figure bank account.

                 

                                         

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Snooki Thinks She's all Tat

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A crown traditionally represents power , legitimacy, immortality and honour. These are all things Snooki CLEARY does not have . Most people decide to get a tattoo of something that is meaningful to them but hey this is snooki we are talking about so lets all just be thankful she doesn't have male genitals tattooed all over her.

Does she really think she is a queen? Because last time I checked people were calling her a pumpkin...
She seems so proud of her crown and is eager to show it to the world ... But Snooki , unfortunately the crown is fake , just like your personality...

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Is Justin Bieber Marrying Selena Gomez?

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Teenage superstar, Justin Bieber, has recently stated ,that by the young age of 25 , he wishes to be married and have children. The million dollar question is: Was he thinking of his future with Gomez in the picture? The average teen relationship lasts around 7 months and with Justin at a delicate age of 17 , is he truly in love?

What is interesting about how the two celebrities met , is that they were set up by their own managers. This brings forth the next question: Were they set up for business purposes in mind? If you think about it for a second , Selena endorses an 'Innocent Disney Star' stereotype which would compliment Justin's innocent , religious persona. It is this persona that sells his music (along with amazing vocal talent of coarse) and if he were to date another ,less innocent celebrity, such as Miley cyrus , this could destroy his image and therefore sell less songs. Will the two actually get married in the future? nobody knows and only time can tell at this point of Bieber's life.

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