Wednesday 29 February 2012

Dev on Tour!

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Where do I possibly begin with this sassy ,yet illiterate,singer.

Dev has recently announced that she will soon be on tour , which is not surprising due to her recent success,Such as her work on "hey hey hey(Pop Another Bottle)"

Here is her ...genius contribution to the hit song:

" I-Island hop, Whip-jumping chop-chop"

" Hit another homerun ,In the midnight sun ,With my machine gun"

Can anybody please tell me in what world do these lyrics make sense?
Theres no doubt that Dev has a unique voice and a unique look but the only thing that makes her lyrics unique is the fact that they are so (Insert F bomb here) stupid.

If I were to compare Dev's lyrics to an object , I would probably compare them to a diaper....after it has been used.

Infact , if any of you readers would like to be like Dev , all you have to do is wipe your arse and the words will magically appear on the toilet paper.

Happy songwriting

-- J<


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